The true great American pastime is putting down people from
other parts of the country. Those southerners eat so unhealthily. Northerners
are so rude. People in California are so snobby. These rivalries thrive
when it comes to the weather. Summertime heat brings out the worst of our
mockery. “Why do those northerners need a heat advisory for temperatures cooler
than our normal high?” For once, the answer to that question doesn’t boil down
to “because they’re wimps.” There really is a difference between the north and
south when it comes to extreme heat or cold.
advisories, and warnings to alert us to hazardous weather and help us make decisions
to keep ourselves safe. The alerts range from the mundane—something like a fog
advisory—to the most urgent tornado warnings.
warnings are static. A severe thunderstorm warning is issued for a thunderstorm
capable of producing hail the size of quarters or larger and/or 60 MPH wind gusts.
It’s the same whether you’re in Seattle, Washington, or Mobile, Alabama.
a relative alert. It only takes a dusting of snow in Pensacola, Florida, to
trigger a winter weather advisory, but it takes 4 inches of snow in 12 hours to
meet the criteria for a winter weather advisory in Cleveland, Ohio.
about what you’re used to. We’re all acclimated to different temperatures. It’s easier for someone
in North Carolina to suffer through three months of heat and humidity
than it is for someone in Atlantic Canada to deal with it for a few
days. ‘Stifling’ is the default setting somewhere like Tampa for
much of the year. If places like Louisiana or Texas followed
the same heat advisory guidelines as Michigan or Vermont, they’d be
under a heat advisory all day and all night for months on end. It would be meaningless.
temperatures—either air temperature or heat index—could pose a
risk to those who are sick, elderly, or working outside for an extended period
of time. An excessive heat warning is issued when dangerously hot temperatures
are in the forecast that could quickly cause heat-related illnesses to set in
for even healthy individuals.
I did my very best to map out the heat index required for a heat advisory for areas east of the Rocky Mountains.
The criteria for a heat advisory is different across the country. It’s pretty
hard to map out the exact criteria because it’s subjective for some offices and
the temperatures needed can change quickly across short distancse.
their criteria helpfully laid out in various places online (see here, here, and here). Some of the heat index requirements on the above map are
inferred based on the text of past heat advisories and the requirements of the
surrounding offices. My piecemeal map
works as a good illustration for these purposes.
advisory to be issued in much of New England. The heat index (or air
temperature) required for a heat advisory slowly rises the farther south you
go. The criteria reaches 108°F along the Gulf Coast and 110°F in desert areas
of the southern Plains. (The 110°F requirement in parts of South Carolina and Georgia is due to these
areas routinely seeing some of the hottest and muggiest days along the East Coast.)
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